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Ferb was sitting on the couch watching television when Phineas walked in the front door and sat beside him.
"So, Isabella dumped me." A 15 year old Phineas said to his stepbrother in a nonchalant manner.
'Why?' Ferb asked. Well at least that's what Phineas thought he asked based on the blank look on his face and the way he shut the T.V. off promptly.
"I don't really know. I mean, she said I wasn't passionate enough; that I didn't ravish her in affection, but I mean come on this isn't some tacky romance movie." Phineas said facing Ferb on the couch.
"Perhaps she tho


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Cody's POV
The telephone ringing brought me out of my daze.
"I'll get it!" Bridgette yelled getting up to answer the phone.
"Hello?"
"Hey Bridgette, um I was calling to, um-"
"He wants to talk to Katie!" Geoff yelled in the background.
"Oh, hi Geoff! Hold on a second DJ and I'll put Katie on!" Bridgette motioned for Katie to take the phone.
"Hi DJ, what's up?" Katie asked.
"Oh, girl ya know nothing much, I was just, uh, wondering if, um, maybe, uhh, umm-"
"He wants to ask


I was Ditched and Shoveled 2I Was Ditched and Then There Was a Shovel Part 2: Explosions and JealousyI was Ditched and Shoveled 2
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I walk in silence for awhile before reaching the alley. I walk down it and make the right turn only to have a shovel pointed in my face.
What the Hell?!
Oh, it iz only you. Christophe, better know as the mole, says before lowering his shovel.
Once again, what the Hell? I repeat to Christophe whose back is already to me.
I zought zat you might be someone of importance.


I Was Ditched and ShoveledI Was Ditched, and Then There Was a Shovel Part 1: What I Do When a Brit Steals My FriendI Was Ditched and Shoveled
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My name is Clyde Donavan/Harrison/whoeverthefuckmymomdecidestomarrynext, and I live in South Park, Colorado. Its cold as fuck here, and something incredibly unbelievable is always going on. For example, last year Lindsey Lohan became mayor for a day; Id tell you what happened during her reign, but its one long, crazy, fucked up story.
Anyway, I go to South Park high school
*Bell Rings*
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Grounded in reality, lost in imagination~ Still looking for pieces of Heaven...
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