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Cody's POV
The telephone ringing brought me out of my daze.
"I'll get it!" Bridgette yelled getting up to answer the phone.
"Hello?"
"Hey Bridgette, um I was calling to, um-"
"He wants to talk to Katie!" Geoff yelled in the background.
"Oh, hi Geoff! Hold on a second DJ and I'll put Katie on!" Bridgette motioned for Katie to take the phone.
"Hi DJ, what's up?" Katie asked.
"Oh, girl ya know nothing much, I was just, uh, wondering if, um, maybe, uhh, umm-"
"He wants to ask


I was Ditched and Shoveled 2I Was Ditched and Then There Was a Shovel Part 2: Explosions and JealousyI was Ditched and Shoveled 2
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I walk in silence for awhile before reaching the alley. I walk down it and make the right turn only to have a shovel pointed in my face.
What the Hell?!
Oh, it iz only you. Christophe, better know as the mole, says before lowering his shovel.
Once again, what the Hell? I repeat to Christophe whose back is already to me.
I zought zat you might be someone of importance.


I Was Ditched and ShoveledI Was Ditched, and Then There Was a Shovel Part 1: What I Do When a Brit Steals My FriendI Was Ditched and Shoveled
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My name is Clyde Donavan/Harrison/whoeverthefuckmymomdecidestomarrynext, and I live in South Park, Colorado. Its cold as fuck here, and something incredibly unbelievable is always going on. For example, last year Lindsey Lohan became mayor for a day; Id tell you what happened during her reign, but its one long, crazy, fucked up story.
Anyway, I go to South Park high school
*Bell Rings*


I Forgot to Remember to ForgetIve never been this lonely. Hell, I dont even remember being lonely in my entire life. Ive always had a big family and lots of friends, the last thing I ever felt was alone. Ive always felt claustrophobic being around so many people; thats probably why I grew to be a cynic, so less people would want to be around me.I Forgot to Remember to Forget
And yet here I sit at my familys annual Labor Day cookout, surrounded by people, and I feel completely isolated. Im in a circle of family with all my relatives asking of my accomplishments, and for once I feel like telling them that Im a complete failure, that Ive
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Lar~
Grounded in reality, lost in imagination~ Still looking for pieces of Heaven...
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